Her BS was noticed in a New York minute

Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the
American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke
for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native
American's present standard of living, should she one day become the
first female President. She referred to her career as a New York
Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to
her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of
her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for
helping her "red sisters and brothers". At the conclusion of her
speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with
her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in
her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later in quired to
the group of chiefs how they come to select the new name given to the
Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird
so full of shit it can no longer fly.