Thread: Holy crap Earthquake in NYC

Earthquake Ravages the Hamptons

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

East Hampton, NY - By Robert Feeley - Residents are trying to piece their lives back together after an earthquake rattled this charming and usually quiet hamlet right at the climax of summer vacation season.

Damage reports range from a chipped Wedgwood teacup to several bottles of Chateau Latour Pauillac 1990, which may have been bruised. A top sommelier is reportedly being flown in by helicopter from Manhattan this evening to assess possible damage to the fine Bordeaux wine.

Seasonal resident Biff Beau-Monde reported his wife Marcy was so terrified she grabbed their Bichon Frise, hopped in her Bentley and bolted for Bermuda, vowing never to return. "We might as well go to f...... Malibu if we're going to have earthquakes here, for God's sake," steamed Biff. "I pay taxes to keep this kind of thing from happening. What next, a hurricane? I mean WTF!"



Devastation in the Hamptons

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Now that is pretty damn funny Skip.

this is all BS
the American neet jobs & obama want the illegal immigrant want them just for the vote
well My friend live IN Pa & they had 7 illegal Immigrant
working ON this roof
the town is PIttston Pa
she call The company & told the company you know that we have American out of work & you hire the illegal Immigrant well she said that BS .
we want Jobs let the illegal Immigrant go the hell Back home
& this also is for every other country also
Im P////
NO amnesty

Originally Posted by Skip

Earthquake Ravages the Hamptons

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

East Hampton, NY - By Robert Feeley - Residents are trying to piece their lives back together after an earthquake rattled this charming and usually quiet hamlet right at the climax of summer vacation season.

Damage reports range from a chipped Wedgwood teacup to several bottles of Chateau Latour Pauillac 1990, which may have been bruised. A top sommelier is reportedly being flown in by helicopter from Manhattan this evening to assess possible damage to the fine Bordeaux wine.

Seasonal resident Biff Beau-Monde reported his wife Marcy was so terrified she grabbed their Bichon Frise, hopped in her Bentley and bolted for Bermuda, vowing never to return. "We might as well go to f...... Malibu if we're going to have earthquakes here, for God's sake," steamed Biff. "I pay taxes to keep this kind of thing from happening. What next, a hurricane? I mean V****V!"



Devastation in the Hamptons

http://spnheadlines.blogspot.com/2011/0 ... ptons.html

ROFL! Thanks Skip!

That is pretty funny!!

Out here on our end of things, if we get something like this, it jostles things, and makes us wonder when the next volcano will go (we live 30 minutes from Mount Hood).

Guess out there it is more unusual. Did they say what the cause was (fault line, plates shifting, the economy finally hitting rock bottom....?).

Originally Posted by AmericanElizabeth

Guess out there it is more unusual. Did they say what the cause was (fault line, plates shifting, the economy finally hitting rock bottom....?).

It was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

Originally Posted by florgal

Originally Posted by AmericanElizabeth

Guess out there it is more unusual. Did they say what the cause was (fault line, plates shifting, the economy finally hitting rock bottom....?).

It was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

My thoughts exactly!

Actually:

Breaking News: it's just been established by the administration that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure faultline, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".

Updated:

Here's an updated White House Press Release: "Earthquake epicenter was situated at the convergence of Bush’s Fault, Congress’s Fault, Teaparty's Fault, and It's-not-my Fault." Well, I guess that's another positive thing about Obama...he doesn't discriminate, he'll just blame everyone but himself.

(Borrowed from Facebook)

Originally Posted by florgal

Originally Posted by AmericanElizabeth

Guess out there it is more unusual. Did they say what the cause was (fault line, plates shifting, the economy finally hitting rock bottom....?).

It was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

Maybe they will come out and do a Michael Jackson "Thriller" scene on B.O.

My desk shook for about twenty seconds. Now we're prepping for Hurricane Irene.