I can hear it now, people will bash me saying this is unrealistic. Whatever.

How about a Congress critter with a little pluck attach a rider to the bill that, using the SAME "woe are they, the poor criminal aliens" language, states that members of congress will step up to the plate and provide a home for these shadowy figures who clearly need a place to stay in their new found homeland? I would love to see Kennedy tripping over some ill-behaved Mexican rug rats in his manor house. Yes, they would find/make loopholes, but it would catch them off guard and make them THINK a little about what they make others endure. How would they publically oppose it? Don't tell us they would be so insensitive, maybe even racist, to not allow these Mestisos into their generous homes!

Can you imagine how quickly the bill would die if that were to work?