HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE:
1. Open a new file in your computer

2. Name it "Barack Obama"

3. Send it to the recycle bin

4. Empty the recycle bin

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama'?

6. Firmly click 'YES'

7. Feel better? GOOD- tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi, etc., etc., etc.!