Thread: I laughed like crazy Funny I think

Now this is just Minnesota funny.




The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win.. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.

Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota.

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.

Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.

That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, "Obama, I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheating' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy
on him and see just how he is cheating."

The next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), said to Obama, "Well, tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?"

Obama replied, "Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice

Good One....especially the fact that Harry Reid was mentioned...I am in Nevada...and we are STUCK with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks fmrjarhead--e-mailed it to friends.

Quote of the Day........"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." -- Barack Obama

Originally Posted by MyAmerica

Quote of the Day........"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it." -- Barack Obama

That's what I'm afraid of.

That would be funny if it weren't true.

Background Information on Harry Reid
Gender: Male
Family: Wife: Landra Gould
5 Children
Lana, Rory, Leif, Josh, Key.
Birth Date: 12/02/1939
Birthplace: Searchlight, NV
Home City: Searchlight, NV
Religion: Mormon

Current Office: U.S. Senate
Current District: Senior Seat
First Elected: 11/04/1986
Last Elected: 11/02/2004
Next Election: 2010
Party: Democratic

I didn't know Harry Reid was a Mormon. WoW

ummm I believe it!!