Mad Cow Disease - Tracking Cows
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.

I think the solution is to give every illegal alien a cow.






editing to add, I think this is a Tina Fey quote, I didn't come up with it...I thought it was funny though to lighten the load