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  1. 11-07-2006, 12:45 PM #1
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    If Dems Take Control, Here's Their Agenda..

    Here it is folks, the Dems have already planned their agenda. Enjoy!



    Democratic National Convention, 2008, Agenda

    7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
    7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
    7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
    7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
    8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
    8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding - Barney Frank, presiding.
    8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
    9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender - French President Jacques Chirac
    9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
    9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay
    - Sean Penn.
    9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military - a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
    9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award by Michael Moore.
    9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers - Howard Dean.
    10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
    11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
    11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry.
    11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
    12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.
    "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same results is the definition of insanity. " Albert Einstein.
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  2. 11-07-2006, 01:00 PM #2
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    If the dems take control agenda...

    Har har har!!! Thank you!! That was hysterically funny!

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  3. 11-07-2006, 01:13 PM #3
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    Very good, skippy
    It's like hell vomited and the Bush administration appeared.
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  4. 11-07-2006, 01:37 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountFloyd
    Very good, skippy
    Count, you must be laughing too hard, I'm Sippy, not Skippy!
    "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same results is the definition of insanity. " Albert Einstein.
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  5. 11-07-2006, 01:45 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by sippy
    Quote Originally Posted by CountFloyd
    Very good, skippy
    Count, you must be laughing too hard, I'm Sippy, not Skippy!
    It's that jumping avatar of yours that does it!
    It's like hell vomited and the Bush administration appeared.
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    It's that jumping avatar of yours that does it!
    It needs a sombrero on that hair.
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  7. 11-07-2006, 02:26 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by loservillelabor
    It's that jumping avatar of yours that does it!
    It needs a sombrero on that hair.
    I'm not as good at PhotoShop as the Count is!

    I'm not sure Ace would look good in a sombrero though...
    "Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same results is the definition of insanity. " Albert Einstein.
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  8. 11-07-2006, 08:48 PM #8
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    It's funny....but a lot of truth in this "jab" too.
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