Thread: Those Illegals - now toe licking - what next?

This is humorous more than a serious illegal incident...

http://www.local6.com/news/9264631/detail.html

Woman's Toes Licked By Man Hiding Under Car

POSTED: 11:55 pm EDT May 23, 2006
UPDATED: 1:33 am EDT May 24, 2006

Police in Tulsa, Okla., are searching for a man who hid under a woman's car at a Wal-Mart parking lot and then licked her toes as she loaded groceries into the vehicle, according to a report.



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The woman said she was at the Tulsa Wal-Mart located near 81st Street and Lewis when she felt her toes being licked.

She assumed it was a dog but when she looked down, she saw it was a man lying under her vehicle.

"I felt something lick my foot," the woman said. "I looked at him and I said, 'What in the hell are you doing?' And that's exactly what I said, 'What are you doing?'"

The culprit got up and ran away before police arrived at the scene.

The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian, about 5-foot-9 and weighs 150 pounds. He was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans.

The victim filed a police report and a witness also saw it happen.

A Tulsa County assistant district attorney said if the man is caught, he'll face a misdemeanor charge of battery or outraging public decency.

"outraging public decency?" What the heck kind of charge is that??
Furthermore...that sounds like something we could charge all our illustrious leaders with!

I would have kicked him the the face so hard he would have been knocked out!

All of these SEX CRIMES are considered normal among hispanics. Its the dont tell - get over it - policy. This is considered NORMAL in Mexico and other latain American countries.

Perhaps the act was merely a grooming or mating ritual.

Yea! I heard this and started laughting. "She thought it was a dog".

Come on now, he just wanted a job.

Dixie

Originally Posted by obbop

Perhaps the act was merely a grooming or mating ritual.

You mean, MATING CALL? EWW!

And these are the type of poor hardworking cretins we want in this country? Umm......nah thanks