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  1. 05-27-2006, 04:18 PM #1
    Reesa
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    Official Announcement: New USA Emblem

    The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


    I was sent this and thought it fitting.
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    ROFLMAO!!!!!

    Thanks Reesa, I needed that!
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    Rolling with you Pine.

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    Is that what we need to mail them next? They are collecting the bricks!
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  5. 05-27-2006, 04:31 PM #5
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    Good one and ain't it the truth
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    OMG that got me going!!
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    Absolute word art in the highest degree!
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    LOL :P

    Thank YOU I needed that. It is perfect!
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  9. 05-27-2006, 08:09 PM #9
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    hehe It's sad but it's oh so true.
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    After this week, I needed the laugh...thanks
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