CitiBank has these lame commercials showing people with voice overs of crooks who stole their identity and ran up charges on their credit cards. They always seem to portray the crooks as rednecks, computer geeks or airhead chicks. Why don't they do a commercial like it really is nowadays?. Something like:

My name ees Jose, I came here illegally wif my wife and 14 chil'ren. I stole theese gringo's credit cards and social 'curity number and was able to get a job and buy a lowrider chebby and a house. Then I bought some spinning rims for my lowrider, some cool gold teef and some dimon' rings. Then I used their IDs to get a driver's license, to get my wife and kids on welfare, get free medical care for when my wife had TB, and enroll all my kids in public school. I was even able to vote. And whenever I get arrested for a crime, I just whip out my new fake ID and all the crimes go down on the gringo's record, not mine. Stupid gringos.

That's the commercial I'd like to see. What do think the chances are they'd make one like that? Yeah right.