To all local immigration lawyers, (Please edit)Not known they helped illegals
I changed it a little for this forum, as to i wanted a reply from the lawyers ,but you get the idea.
I will post any and all replies i recive back .

Dear Sir,

If you could take a moment and reply to this letter it would be greatly appreciated,


My name is Greg I’m a contractor in the tri state area, who has lost a total of about or a little more then $300,000 three hundred thousand dollars in 2006 and about $10,000 in 2007. Some guys that are soon to be dearly deported felt it necessary to steal these contracts, use them for there own, then scuffle on back to Hamilton Ohio. I am seeking your services in these issues. I am told you are the best lawyer for the job as you are up on all the topics of letting theft, hate, murder and pillage, continue in our city, as well as offering assistance on the behalf of the guys that came into this country, with ill intent and even lees regards for the American family values we all love.
I’m sure you work on a percentage, plus cost and that fee would not be a problem. What I’ve read in the news,immigration lawyers are doing rather well and good these days with all the new illegal immigrants needing reorientation, relocation, re-documentation, criminal representation as well as a helping hand up from fine lawyers like your self to become U.S. citizens, After working under the table, tax free, with heath care, bank loans and any other ill gotten gains they see fit to grasp on their short stay in this Great Great, Country we live in.
When you reply to this letter please make the appointment for me to meet with you for lunch, any day and time will be fine, as to I don’t have any thing much to do theses days. Ill bring you the check for a retainer (do you feel $5,000 will be enough to get you started), If not I can sell my truck or even maybe a few of the furniture items we have, because if these dear, dear fellows are allowed to continue I wont need my truck, couch or television. They all ready have the shirt off my back I figure ill just sell my stuff to them. At least that way they won’t have to hirer you again when they steal it.


Ill await your reply with the same grain of salt you’ve given the rest of the American public.

Sincerely,
Greg…..
I ain’t freaking kidding

you know the old saying if someone steals something they needed it worse then you, well its bull