Thread: LIL Humor:george Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use . . . . .


The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants!


That would be 11 million less people using our gas . The price of gas
would come down . . . .


Bring our troops home from Iraq to
guard the Border . . . .


When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . .


Tell him if he wants to come to America then
he must serve a tour in the military . . .


Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it . . . . .


After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country . . . . .


He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot . . . . . .


This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves . . . . . .


If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq
anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo . . . . .


Problem solved . . . . .

george carlin is the best!

Good idea .