Listen up, Private:

If Hurricane Wilma hits Florida, keep your mind focused on illegal immigration. We all know the meaning of the word evacuation, all the mayors know what buses can be good for, and we all know how to buy and fill plastic containers with water. We even know that boarding up doesn't mean putting masking tape on our windows. We can take care of ourselves.

Don't start coming to Florida every five minutes trying to act like you care.

Close the borders, Private Bush, and stop rubbing your greedy hands together in anticipation of some amnesty program like a fly who just landed on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

We can handle hurricanes, the question that still remains is whether or not YOU can handle an invasion.