Snow in Washington Late in May? Forecast: Road Rage!

In a startling statement last week, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow suggested the amnesty bill passed by the US Senate is the correct solution to a problem no more serious than a traffic citation.

"If you had a traffic ticket and you paid it, you're not forever a speeder, are you?" Snow said in response to questions.

"So the fact is, you have paid your debt to society," he added. "And we have come up with a way to make sure that the debt to society gets paid. Then you move forward."

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Snow's statement is proof positive that White House drinking water is been sabotaged by left-wing conspirators intent on destroying America.

Snow urgently needs to drink a quart or so of non-White House bottled water to replenish his right-brain brain cells. Then he should answer these questions:

-If illegal aliens are guilty of crimes no more significant than traffic violations, why in the hell is the President sending 6,000 National Guards to the border?

-Why build a border fence? Why spend untold billions of taxpayer money on border security?

-How many additional millions of 'speeders' will invade America if those currently here are rewarded for their crimes?

-In the rush to become Traffic Cop for the world, is President Bush overlooking his number one responsibility: Assuring a safe commute for American citizens?

-We the people favor enforcement of STOP signs at our borders and U-Turn signs for illegal aliens currently here. Why does President Bush willfully ignore the will of the American people?

Finally,Tony, please read our lips and heed these signs:

NO LEFT TURN and ROAD RAGE AHEAD!