How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to
replace a light bulb?

The Answer is TEN:


1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.



2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.



4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either:
"For changing the light bulb or for darkness."

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton
for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a stepladder under the banner "Mission Accomplished!!!"

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark".



8. One to viciously smear #7.



9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.

10. And finally: one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.



Note: Go back over this list and carefully review it. Did you
notice that, after all is said and done, nobody actually changed the
light bulb??