Thread: Mexican Border Police Receive Spiritual Training

No, I am not kidding...Scarecrow


Police in Mexican Border City to Receive "spiritual Training"
The Associated Press
Published: Jun 16, 2005


MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) - The police force in the violent border city of Ciudad Juarez will receive spiritual training in an effort to discourage corruption and remind them that a higher power is watching their actions, officials said Thursday.

In the "spiritual sensitivity" training, the officers will meditate, pray and hear talks by an evangelical pastor, said Ramon Valdez, a spokesman with Ciudad Juarez police.

"We're doing this to avoid corruption, by reminding them that there is a God watching them," Valdez said.

A group of 13 officers chosen at random have already gone through the training, which will be offered to all 1,800 officers, he said.

The officers will work on their spirituality for two hours a day during 13 weeks and then move on to "character training," where they will be reminded of good values and principles they may have lost, Valdez said.

"We are hoping they realize a police officer doesn't have to always be an oppressor and that they can become better human beings and also better police officers," he said.

The police force in Ciudad Juarez, a city of 1.3 million across from El Paso, Texas, is widely seen as corrupt and inept and authorities there are also recruiting elderly people to patrol outside elementary schools in an effort to gain residents' trust.

AP-ES-06-16-05 1830EDT

I thought they were all "devout Catholics" down there.



Maybe the largest diocese in the world....needs to spend more time with the flock and zero time in American Politics, eh???

"Spiritual Training"....



Yeah, they can pull out their "rosary" that is.... if they can find it amidst the grenades, bazookas, cocaine and money!!



See....the MSM.....will bend over backwards and drop their drawers to try to find a "positive" story to publish on Latinos.

This story is just another "case in point". Hey!! That's two in one day!

Send Dr. Subervi, the "media consultant and scholar" a telegram. We wouldn't want him to miss THIS ONE for his next "report"...being all about God and everything.

Yeah, Judy, I at first thought this was a satirical piece. When I realized it was reall, I could not help laughing. This has to be the most pathetic thing I ever read. This would be like having to train the Charlotte police force on doing the right thing. Maybe this is a plot for a Spike Lee movie.

It's like a bad Woody Allen Movie from the 70's. I envision bringing the Dali Lama in to help them. Isn't that who Hollywood used to "get spiritually correct"!!

It's just too funny.....a bunch of crooked, dope-dealing, murderous cops in Mexico....are going to be saved with "spiritual training" which as you know is only Phase I. Then they move to "character training"!!

I told you that Vincente Fox is not right. Look into his eyes the next time you see him on TV. He has that same look that the chain saw guy had in his photo when he came back from Canada.

HEY!! I just figured out who is behind this....OUR REVERENDS...Jesse and Al. THIS must be part of their new "coalition".

Doesn't that sound like something Jesse and Al would come up with?

Spiritual building; character training....of crooked cops!

Only the Reverends would come up with this...I'll bet Jesse was paid a FORTUNE to figure out how many hours, how many weeks, phase 1, phase 2....this was his PAY-OFF!!

Things might actually get better. Instead of saying, "give me your drugs and money before I blow your head off"....now they'll say "please give me your drugs and money or otherwise I'll be forced to blow you up with this grenade"!

Judy, I think Fox is just a taller, better groomed version of Charles Manson. Really, they could have been separated at birth. Look closely at the eyes, they both have that "helter-skelter" kind of look.

Maybe those guys in Juarez could find the Mareshi Mahesh Yogi who was the spiritual guide for the Beatles at one time (if he hasn't moved on to a higher plane). I can see it now, the Mexican police, sitting cross legged on the floor, sitar music in the background, eyes closed, chanting in unison...aaaaaaoooom.

Yogi....that's it!! I couldn't remember which one the Beatles met with!!

aaaaaaaaooooommmm!

And you are SO RIGHT about the Charles Manson comparable. They DO have that very same look in the eyes. I saw it in Vincente when he was chatting his spin to the Frozen Food Council when he made his mistake and exposed his "racial thoughts"...you remember, selling his people to the American Frozen Food Industry to "do jobs EVEN blacks won't do"!

Now....start looking closely at Bush....I saw it the other day.

I always thought Bush looked a little more like Alfred E. Newman, the guy in Mad Magazine. You know, when he smiles that goofy little, I-can't-pronounce-nuclear-but-I-don't-plan-to-learn-how-because-it-irritates-the-media smile.

This explains why President Bush was praying in Spanish at the prayer meeting today. He's trying to coordinate with the Mexican border patrol, spiritually. Okay.

Maybe Vicente Fox told him that God will answer his prayers for open borders if he says them in Spanish, and he believed him. Geez. He'll fall for anything Vicente tells him.

Yes...and so it does LegalUSCitizen...praying in Spanish....I could die!

"We're doing this to avoid corruption, by reminding them that there is a God watching them," Valdez said.

Sixx's Reeducation Camp and Casino can help these wayward souls.