I prepared a graphic and slogan satirizing Miller Brewery. Not great (I only have an old version of Paint) but you may find it useful...a few may even find it funny. (Feel free to copy.)

I was unable to paste it here for some reason. If you want to see it just click on the hyperlink below. Then just scroll down a little on the OJJPAC home page.

Hope it gets you thinking about even more clever slogans.

Steve