Thread: A-N-I-M-O-S-I-T-Y

Animosity - A hostile feeling or act.

Nope, not ME, President Bush. I'm just as happy as can BE today




HOW ARE YOU FEELING


(sorry, I needed that. I don't know what good it did, but at least I expressed how I am feeling TODAY. Do I feel better?? NO.

I could use a good joke right now, I think we all could.

I took a break and watched a silly movie...Zoolander

PS...Bush is right down the road today on his Ranchette...the Cowboy affaid of horses and cows

what do you call 1000, criminal immigrents per day, going back across the boarder to their home land ...









A good start.


Gee thats really bad..

LegalUSCitizen
Ive been preaty peeved off to these passed days

Anyone know what a pee cup is?

It's what a mexican drives to work.

Ghosts Of The White House

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away...

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...

Bush isn''t sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."

Originally Posted by LegalUSCitizen

Animosity - A hostile feeling or act.

Nope, not ME, President Bush. I'm just as happy as can BE today




HOW ARE YOU FEELING


(sorry, I needed that. I don't know what good it did, but at least I expressed how I am feeling TODAY. Do I feel better?? NO.

I could use a good joke right now, I think we all could.

How about this one???

What do you call 300 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: A good start!
Disclaimer, No politicians were harmed during the posting of this joke.

Originally Posted by GREGAGREATAMERICAN

what do you call 1000, criminal immigrents per day, going back across the boarder to their home land ...









A good start.


Gee thats really bad..


Sorry Greg, I posted my lame version before I read the rest of the replys...you beat me to it!

LegalUSCitizen
Ive been preaty peeved off to these passed days

Are you all aware of the organic foods movement?

One of the issues of that industry is cost because it take a little more land to grow the food and livestock naturally using all organic methods and fertilizers.

I've just found a solution to cut costs so everyone can afford organic foods.

We just pipe our fields and ranches directly to the US Senate Chamber of Traitors and recover all their crap to grow our food free of synthetic chemicals.

At least that way we'd get something back out of Washington we actually wanted.

Thanks, everyone for your help. I poured out my cafenated diet coke,
stopped allowing my mind to visulaize President Bush standing in front of a microphone with a big grin on his face surrounded by Ted Kennedy, Lindsey Graham , and Alien Specter and read your funny words.

I feel almost animosity -free now. (That's my joke!!)

By the way, who was he directing that comment about "animosity" to.?! US? Or them.

I don't appreciate that.

By the way, who was he directing that comment about "animosity" to.?! US? Or them

That would be US