Nice email I received, thought you all could enjoy!!!!



Sometimes the simple solutions appear to be the BEST SOLUTION!!!!

New Gas Plan

President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way
to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would have to come down as a result.

New Immigration Plan

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Mexico border. When they
catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen,
rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq Tell him if he wants to come
to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a
soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he
will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He
will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option
should deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops
in Iraq, and help the aliens who are trying to make a better life for
themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without
the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.