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mk have to go to bed now, but I do expect a rather detailed explanation about the fortune teller and your never going to the altar by tomorrow!!! You can pm if you are too embarrassed to share all, but I have to know!!!

Originally Posted by mkfarnam

Originally Posted by olivermyboy

mkfarnam wrote:

So what would you like to here.

When I was in my 20`s I saw a fortune teller.
I quess she scared to hell out of me.

Just caught that! What did that fortune teller tell you???

Women would soon be gaining higher IQ`s then men

Geez, just how LONG ago was this? LMAO

mkfarnum wrote:

Women would soon be gaining higher IQ`s then men

Nope, you are not going to get away with that explanation!!!

She also said that Blondes would be running the country.
But she would`nt say when

What do you do when a Blonde throws a pin at you?



Run like hell, because she has the granade in her mouth

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LMAOOOOOOOO

I guess maybe we are a little punchy!

Try this...it will help you refocus:
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon . . .

This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and
over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't.
It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY. . .)
and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer,
lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can
do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done
you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Edited post

Nevermind!