This is just for fun - well, kind of:

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they
tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate
11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we
should give them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using
it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse....

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work
environment!