Thread: Only 10,000 "March" in Los Angeles?

Only 10,000 "March" in Los Angeles: Whatever Happened to "Sí se puede?”

According to Reuters, only 10,000 illegal aliens took to the streets in Los Angeles to ring in May Day.

Just 10,000?

Good grief, there were more illegal aliens at the Democrat confab in San Diego last weekend!

All by her corrupt little self, Hillary Clinton registered more than 10,000 in her San Diego motel room, using as bait her newly minted Spanish accent and the promise of "pesos to come."

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has more than 10,000 illegal aliens on the city payroll at City Hall for goodness sake!

And Mayor Newsom has married more than 10,000 gay illegal aliens on the steps of City Hall for gosh sake.

On any given afternoon, there are more than 10,000 drunken Mexicans drag racing through downtown Los Angeles, for Pedro's sake.

Meanwhile, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villagarosa was very upset by the low turnout and demanded a federal investigation--for Antonio's sake.

The ranked mayor said, "I want to run for governor of California in 2010, but I will need a lot more support from the illegal alien community. This smells like a poll tax or other voter suppression tactic used by unsavory southerners to stifle black voters."

"I want the federal government to answer some basic questions. Why were the four million known illegal aliens in Los Angeles not on the streets on May Day? Did the unconstitutional ICE raids intimidate Latinos and deny them of their 1st Amendment rights?"


"I will not tolerate disenfranchisement of Latinos just because they are here illegally and are not eligible to vote.

"After all, this is America, Land of the Frijoli and Home of the $.99 super taco with real sirloin beef. We will not be denied!"

Asked at White House press conference to comment on the low turnout, President Bush tried to reassure Mayor Villagarosa by saying, "Well, Antonio has got to learn patience when dealing with edgy Mexicans. After years of dealing with these folks, I know that they are moody and tough to predict.

"But in the end, hand out the goodies and benefits, and they will come. And with enough beer, they will vote!"


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Reports I read tonight had it ranging from 25,000 to 500,000. Who knows?