This was the response of a 14 year old on how to deport twenty million illegal aliens:

"President Bush announces that 20 million illegal aliens in America will be granted amnesty over the next 14 days. In order to receive their amnesty for breaking U.S. Federal Immigration Laws, they should report to the following different locations according to the first letter of their last name. For example, if your last name begins with A through G, and you are in Georgia, you should report to Moody Air Force Base. If you are in Florida and your last name begins with A-G, you are to report to Homestead Air Force Base.

Then there will be C130 airplanes there ready to fly them home.

I said, "Wow, that seems too tricky and not really right." He replied, "What is the difference between this and what President Bush is doing to the American people ? He has been attempting to trick the American people for a long time, by failing to secure the borders, thereby permitting the twenty million illegal aliens to get into the United States illegally in the first plalce.


Hmmm. Maybe instead of going to elementary schools to talk, President Bush should start visiting junior high schools and "listen".