Subject: PREDICTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2056
>Date: Wed, 24 May 2006 17:34:36 -0400
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>Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056...
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>Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
>country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.
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>Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
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>Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the
>Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
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>Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
>years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
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>George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058.
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>Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
>delivery to Wednesdays only.
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>85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight
>loss.
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>Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
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>Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
>they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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>Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
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>Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
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>Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
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>New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
>and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057.
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>Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
>contributions to campaign accounts.
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>IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
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>Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
>livestock.
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>Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped!
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>Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine