Thread: Rep. Keith Ellison Issues Fatwa on Cigar Smoke

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Rep. Keith Ellison Issues Fatwa on Cigar Smoke

by John Lillpop

Posted 1 hour, 30 minutes ago

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Democrat Keith Ellison, the only Muslim elected to the U.S. Congress, has decided to tackle issues that other politicians normally shy away from.

Rather than concerning himself with illegal immigration, global warming, the war on terror, trade deficits, the federal debt, and troop surge in Iraq, the Minnesota Democrat has issued a Fatwa on cigar smoke.

More specifically, cigar smoke emanating from the office of Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-Colo.).

As it turns out, Tancredo is allowed to smoke in his office according to the property management firm responsible for the building.

In this case, Tancredo's office is within 95 feet of Ellison's office, which has been designated as a stoning sanctuary.

Because of Sharia law, Tancredo is guilty of a sin against Allah every time the Representative lights up.
Allah willing or not!


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Holy crap Cartman I needed a laugh

Originally Posted by redbadger

Holy crap Cartman I needed a laugh

This is his best!

DITTO, Red

Maybe what Rep. Goode, had to say about Ellison winning the election had lots of merits!

I bet Tom isn't too happy about the freaky Muslim next door either, but at least he isn't complaining.

I bet Tom isn't too happy about the freaky Muslim next door either, but at least he isn't complaining. Confused

Tom should send him a gift basket of sausage and hams.

Originally Posted by Kate

I bet Tom isn't too happy about the freaky Muslim next door either, but at least he isn't complaining. Confused

Tom should send him a gift basket of sausage and hams.

Ellison is just 'testing the water'. No one in their right mind would call the police, for crying out loud, unless they wanted or craved publicity. He knew Tancredo smoked cigars. Wait until he starts with the name calling, like 'racist, 'xenophoboic' or other weird terms that pro-illegals use all the time.

maybe Alipac should send a big ham to his office, let him know just what we think of him and his running and squealing to the office police instead of having the real balls to stand up and confront Tom hisself! Jihad my butt!

I don't know...I am thinking, crucifix of the month club...