Thread: Robin Williams "The Plan"

If this has been posted already I apologize.
Debra

Sounds like a good plan to me!
The Plan!



Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams.....
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.? We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'

Love it, sounds like a plan to me and of course I love Robin! It also sounds like Ron Pauls plan!

Robin Williams the comedian?... you sure?

Sorry to rain on your parade folks but....:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

This has been going around the internet for years now and has
been attributed to a ton of different people including George
Carlin

DARN...and it was a plan I could get behind...BUT, I love Robin anyway!

Originally Posted by PhredE

Sorry to rain on your parade folks but....:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Maybe Robin Williams didn't write it, BUT I STILL LOVE IT!

The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

I would support this idea IF this country remains committed to reducing ALL dependence on petroleum. Heck, we could even tap into the Strategic Reserve. The combination of those two acts would crumble the bull market that OPEC countries are now basking in. I would want to make sure (secretly) that in an emergency we could muster up extra petroleum from our neighboring countries. I know its risky to tap into the strategic reserves, but handing America's adversaries big profits on a regular basis is suicidal, just as much.

Would conceivable military emergencies be as petroleum dependent nowadays as they were in the 1940's? Sure, it takes a lot of fuel to move an aircraft carrier, but we are also developing very fuel effcient, (even baterry powered ) surveillance craft and UAV's. But unless we get away from gas guzzling vehicles and energy wasting homes and buildings we will always be hostage to corrupt, hostile foreign powers.