Sept. 12th is "Conception Day" in Russia. Russians are given the day off to procreate.

Apparently there is a shortage of people in certain regions of Russia, so the government has declared Sept. 12th "Procreation Day" for couples to stay home and attempt to conceive. There is even a prize!!!

Now, HOLD ON A MINUTE!! I have the answer for them! We have an excess of 20+ million illegal aliens in this country that we would gladly ship over to them.

You see? Problem solved.

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