Thread: Yes, I Am A Bad American!

Saw this posted on a forum I frequent and thought some of you might enjoy it.

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by: George Carlin


I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them..

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices... again?

I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the politicians think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

Yes George, you're a real bad American. Me?, I'm a racist, labled a racist for wanting the laws that I live by enforced. That makes me a real bad American too. To be politikally korrect means to give up everything that one holds dear to heart.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

The very reason for English Only ballots!!

I'm also bad... obviously.

Tell us badthingsman, what makes you so bad?

To be politikally korrect means to give up everything that one holds dear to heart.

Bears repeating...because it is SO true.

WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS A REALLY BAD PRESIDENT !!

Originally Posted by Rockfish

Tell us badthingsman, what makes you so bad?

I highly agree with this statement:
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I am very much against racism against "whitey". I hate how it has become politically correct to openly express racist thoughts and ideas against white people. I hate what white guilt has done to America. I hate any argument against someone based on something that happened before their time.

You see, my father grew up in an all black neighborhood during the 40's and 50's. He did not even meet a real white person face to face until he was 18. he was taught by other blacks that white people were smarter than blacks and more likely to succeed simply because they are white. It is this mentality that has held back so many "minorities". It is the separation of people by color of skin that causes them to see themselves and others differently.

My dad learned very quickly that there is no race or color that is any better than the next. He stopped associating with people who were trying to promote the success of their own race and blame people of another race for all of their own shortcomings.

So aparently, it is BAD to not buy into the trendy anti-white mentality. I am "bad" in this case because I promote the idea of people taking on personal responsibility rather than blaming other people for their problems. In today's world in the U.S., you are not unsuccessful because the color of your skin; you are not disadvantaged because the color of your skin; you are not overlooked for advancements because the color of your skin. It is your behind the times mentality of race-specific problems that holds you back. I expect people to grow up, be responsible, and stop viewing themselves as victims. Therefore, I am "bad".[/i]

bad,

That makes you double bad!

I'm just bad!

Dixie

Badthingsman's

In today's world in the U.S., you are not unsuccessful because the color of your skin; you are not disadvantaged because the color of your skin; you are not overlooked for advancements because the color of your skin. It is your behind the times mentality of race-specific problems that holds you back. I expect people to grow up, be responsible, and stop viewing themselves as victims. Therefore, I am "bad".[/i]

American Brother, you are much more than bad, you are REALLY bad !!