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08-06-2007, 03:11 AM #1
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Take Down the Bird Feeder
From my friend a naturalized citizen:
>Subject: Take down the bird feeder...
> A man bought a bird feeder. He hung it on his back porch and filled
it with seed. Within a week he had hundreds of birds taking advantage of
the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
> But then the birds started building nests in the boards of his patio,
above the table, and next to the barbecue.
> Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs,
the table... everywhere.
> Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb the man and
try to peck him even though he had fed them out of my own pocket. And
others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked
and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that he fill it
when it got low on food. After a while, the man couldn't even sit on his
own back porch anymore.
> Well, the man took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds
were gone.
> He cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built
all over the patio.
>Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one
demanding their rights to a free meal.
>
>Now let's see . . . . .
> Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical
care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic
citizen.
> Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly . . . .
Our taxes went up to pay for free services, Small apartments are housing 5
families:
> . You have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor:
> . Your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over
half the class doesn't speak English.
> . Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box;
> . I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, . and
people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in
the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
> * Maybe it's time for our government to take down the bird feeder . *AMERICAN WORKERS FIRST -- A RAID A DAY KEEPS THE ILLEGALS AWAY
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