He's very round and has one eye.

It is very late at night and I heard something outside.

I decided to be a Minutewoman and go outside into the deep darkness to be be vigilant and see who it was.

It was the wind.

The wind is about to blow down the flag which I put up for the troops on the 4th of July. I think the flag pole is going to fall down and hit our neighbor's windshield. I cannot reach the flag pole. It would be necessary to go into the very dark backyard to get a ladder.

I'm sorry I am not able to be THAT vigilant.

Instead, I will pray for Old Glory to stand strong. Good night