Thread: Who's Going To Do The Fence?

A little bit of humor.

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in
D.C. One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee, and the Third, from
Florida.

They go with a White House Official to examine the Fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well,' he says, 'I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my Crew and $100 profit for me.'

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'

The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to
the White House official and whispers, '$2,700.'

The official, incredulous, says, 'you didn't even measure like the Other
guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?' The New Jersey
contractor whispers back, '$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, And we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.'

'Done!' replies the government official.

And that's pretty much how our Government officials operate.

Thanks, tiny!

You're welcome. It would be funnier if it wasn't so true.