Are We Becoming a Backwoods Nation?
Shame, shame, shame! Sgt Carter! Mr Slater is a fine man, a fine man.

Don't know what I'd do without the help of such good folk like Phillip Slater. He must have a big head for such a big brain. Mr Slater please know that I thank God everynight for those such as you who have helped lowly me and all us "Backwoods" folk to see the error of our thinkin and see the light. Speaking of light did you see our brand spankin new electric lights? Ain't they sumptin?

I know, wanna see my chainsaw?