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Across the border

Thursday, April 20, 2006 1:12 AM PDT
Dear editor,

Here are some ideas for immigration laws.

First, only professionals or investors can immigrate to the country. No unskilled laborers will be allowed in. Investors must be able to invest at least 40,000 times the daily average wage. If they can't, they are not allowed in. Second, immigrants may purchase property, but locations and availability will be limited. Ocean front property cannot be purchased by immigrants. It is exclusively for citizens born in the country. Third, immigrants cannot vote, nor can they be elected to any public office. Also, immigrants cannot collect any type of government assistance, nor can they protest the country's government, polities or president. Immigrants cannot display a flag of a foreign country and immigrants who have illegally entered the country will be found and imprisoned.

These are the laws that are currently part of the immigration laws of Mexico.



Quid pro quo, anyone?

If the American Indians had a more restrictive immigration policy, they would have been much better off.

John E. Fox

Napa