Thread: Bush to speak on border issues Monday at D-M

Count--if that man gets up there and starts speaking Spanish, I SWEAR, I will throw the biggest thing I can find right smack at that TV. I just don't think I can STAND that. I am going to be prepared with my barf bucket just in case. Well, I KNOW I will need that NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS. I ALWAYS need that IF I can even bear to listen to what he says!

That's why I no longer watch him live. Bad for the blood pressure, and worse for the tv.

I'd rather read a transcript.

Bush can only be viewed indirectly these days, just like a solar eclipse.

Besides, I know he's going to lie through his teeth. This is all just part of the Fall image rehabilition campaign.

That's really what I do, Count. I just listen to the snippets on the news.

All it takes is a snippet, and you already know the rest of the story.