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08-19-2005, 08:33 AM #1
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The Sixx O'Clock News: TEXAS HOSPITALITY
TEXAS HOSPITALITY
Dallas: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101--You are cleared to land southbound on runway 180R."
Saudi Air: "Dallas ATC, 091101 cleared to 180R. Allah be Praised!"
Dallas: "Tower to Iran Air 091103--You are cleared to land northbound on runway 360L."
Iran Air: "Dallas ATC, 091103 cleared to 360L. May Allah Bless you."
Dallas Ground: "Ground to Palestine Air 091105--You are cleared to cross the parallel."
Palestine Air: "Ground, 091105 cleared to cross at the mid-section. Paradise awaits Allah's servants"
Dallas: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102! --You are cleared to land southbound on runway 180R."
Egypt Air: "Dallas ATC, 091102 cleared to 180R. Allah is Great."
Dallas: "Tower to Syria Air 091104--You are cleared to land northbound on runway 360L."
Syria Air: "Dallas ATC, 091104 cleared to 360L. Allah the Highest."
Pause: Static..............???%%%****$$$$
Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER!!! DALLAS TOWER!!!"
Dallas: "Go ahead 091101?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED ALL OUR AIRCRAFT ! TO THE SAME RUNWAY!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas: Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"
"There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and pursue it steadily." -- George WashingtonFAR BEYOND DRIVEN
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08-19-2005, 08:39 AM #2
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I needed that this morning
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08-19-2005, 08:49 AM #3
That was a good one Sixx.
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You can not be loyal to two nations, without being unfaithful to one. Scubayons 02/07/06
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08-19-2005, 01:20 PM #4Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"
I like that, it's cute"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it" George Santayana "Deo Vindice"
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08-20-2005, 10:59 AM #5
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i thought yall might like that. Yall come back now, ya hear?
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08-21-2005, 10:44 PM #6
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08-23-2005, 08:57 PM #7
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This is just TOO funny. ROFLMAO
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