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  1. 08-19-2005, 08:33 AM #1
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    The Sixx O'Clock News: TEXAS HOSPITALITY

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    Dallas: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101--You are cleared to land southbound on runway 180R."
    Saudi Air: "Dallas ATC, 091101 cleared to 180R. Allah be Praised!"

    Dallas: "Tower to Iran Air 091103--You are cleared to land northbound on runway 360L."
    Iran Air: "Dallas ATC, 091103 cleared to 360L. May Allah Bless you."

    Dallas Ground: "Ground to Palestine Air 091105--You are cleared to cross the parallel."
    Palestine Air: "Ground, 091105 cleared to cross at the mid-section. Paradise awaits Allah's servants"

    Dallas: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102! --You are cleared to land southbound on runway 180R."
    Egypt Air: "Dallas ATC, 091102 cleared to 180R. Allah is Great."

    Dallas: "Tower to Syria Air 091104--You are cleared to land northbound on runway 360L."
    Syria Air: "Dallas ATC, 091104 cleared to 360L. Allah the Highest."

    Pause: Static..............???%%%****$$$$

    Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER!!! DALLAS TOWER!!!"
    Dallas: "Go ahead 091101?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED ALL OUR AIRCRAFT ! TO THE SAME RUNWAY!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas: Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"

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  2. 08-19-2005, 08:39 AM #2
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    I needed that this morning
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  3. 08-19-2005, 08:49 AM #3
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    That was a good one Sixx.
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  4. 08-19-2005, 01:20 PM #4
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    Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"

    I like that, it's cute
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  5. 08-20-2005, 10:59 AM #5
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    i thought yall might like that. Yall come back now, ya hear?
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  6. 08-21-2005, 10:44 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlesoakisland
    I needed that this morning
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  7. 08-23-2005, 08:57 PM #7
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    This is just TOO funny. ROFLMAO
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