No Really Hot Chick is Illegal
by Mac Johnson (more by this author)
Posted 06/18/2008 ET



It’s a rare day when I find myself agreeing with a liberal Democrat from New York, but today that’s exactly what is happening. I’m just worried that his plan to open the borders to truly deserving immigrants may not go far enough.

That’s because Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y ., 9th) has proposed issuing special H1b visas to allow 1000 additional foreign fashion models into the country.

Importing millions of unlawful, uninsured, unskilled serfs merely to serve as a discount servant class for corrupt businesses (i.e. our current system of immigration) has never made any sense to the average American. Most people believe that the number of immigrants who enter our homeland each year (after asking permission, of course) should be determined by the American people, and that priority should go to admitting those applicants who clearly benefit this country in some important way.

If really attractive women don’t fall into this category, then, dang it, no one does! I say put a miniskirt on Lady Liberty and wave these fashionable future Americans into the land of the free.

Anthony “Randy Andyâ€