Thread: Some Levity in a very serious situation

A friend e-mailed me this and I thought I would share it with the members of ALIPAC. I hope you enjoy it.

>>The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
>>Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of
>>Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on
>>the
>>sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep
>>the streets
>>and sidewalks clean.
>>
>>One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I
>>can
>>rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the
>>city.
>>But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me $5
>>million and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer briefly and
>>accepted the free proposition.
>>
>>The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat,
>>and
>>released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up
>>into
>>the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue
>>pigeon.
>>They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the
>>blue
>>pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.
>>
>>The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop
>>City
>>Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue
>>pigeon
>>had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of
>>pigeons.
>>
>>Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor
>>presented him with a check for $5 million and told the man that, indeed,
>>he
>>did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and
>>the
>>man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the $5 million just to
>>get
>>to ask ONE question.
>>
>>The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.
>>
>>The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
>>
>>
>>

I didn't see that one coming...good humor!!

Maybe someone should post it over at the www.bluelatinos.org forum.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM OR COULD HE??? AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED! HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,..............


"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM OR COULD HE??? AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?" "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED! HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,..............


"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

ROTFLMAO!!!!