Thread: Why Not Drivers’ Licenses for Illegal Aliens?

31 Aug
Why Not Drivers’ Licenses for Illegal Aliens?

John W. Lillpop

When it comes to pushing really stupid ideas, California state Senator Gilbert Cedillo is the Everready Bunny of demented politics.

For years, Cedillo has worked tirelessly trying to get California to grant drivers’ licenses to invading criminals, most of whom share Cedillo’s Hispanic ethnicity.

Only once, during the term of Governor Gray Davis, did the Cedillo annual assault on common sense actually become law.

Even then, the new law was short-lived because California voters wisely decided that Gray Davis was lacking sufficient Grey Matter to run the state; Davis was recalled, and voters installed Arnold Schwarzenegger in his place.

The Terminator quickly terminated the Cedillo folly, and the rest is history.

But what if Cedillo was actually right? Perhaps illegal aliens do deserve driver’s licenses and a whole lot more?

Come to think of it, perhaps American taxpayers should be forced to give every illegal alien:
• A 3,500 square foot home located on 160 acres, title free and clear, and with a permanent exemption from property taxes?

• Free education at the university of his or her choice, including room and board, tuition, books and class materials? With no need to pass entrance exams or prove academic worthiness?

• At least two new SUVs per household and more as needed to assure upward mobility for all family members?

• Lifetime medical and dental care, free of charge?

• Free food and clothing?

• The latest and most sophisticated computing equipment and software available, including high-speed Internet connections?

• A laptop for every illegal lap?

• An annual all-expenses paid 30-day vacation to Mexico, including round trip fare and $5,500 petty cash?

• A free path to citizenship, including all immigration fees and attorney costs?

And why not go all out to make illegal aliens really feel comfortable?

Why not redo the Declaration of Independence, Constitution, and Bill of Rights in Spanish, amended as appropriate to assure full protection of illegal aliens as the largest and most vulnerable group of victims in America?

Why not require that all business transacted in the House and Senate be in Spanish?

Why not make Cinco de Mayo a national holiday and drop Independence Day (July 4th) in order to keep spending in line?

Why not move Washington, D.C. to Tijuana, Mexico, which is, after all, a more appropriate venue for a House (and Senate) of ill repute?

Bottom Line: Why not just step aside and let Mexican invaders re-make America into Mexico north?

That may be the only way to stop the invasion, because once America has decayed to a third-world sister of Mexico, invaders will have no reason to come here.

At that happy day, it will be more cost effective for freeloaders and scam artists to simply stay squatted in Mexico!

Brilliant strategery for ending illegal immigration, say what?

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California


http://oneoldvet.com/

Good snipe, Mr. Lillpop, as always. But I am concerned about one statment:

• A 3,500 square foot home located on 160 acres, title free and clear, and with a permanent exemption from property taxes?

What about landscaping, lawn-mowing as I am sure there will be some racist code-enforcement officers that will also object to the 200 illegals parking their cars and living in that teeny-tiny space or pitching tents along the road to make sure their remittances go back home with speed.

Originally Posted by FedUpinFarmersBranch

31 Aug Why Not Drivers’ Licenses for Illegal Aliens?
Why Not Drivers’ Licenses for Illegal Aliens?

John W. Lillpop

When it comes to pushing really stupid ideas, California state Senator Gilbert Cedillo is the Everready Bunny of demented politics.

For years, Cedillo has worked tirelessly trying to get California to grant drivers’ licenses to invading criminals, most of whom share Cedillo’s Hispanic ethnicity.

Only once, during the term of Governor Gray Davis, did the Cedillo annual assault on common sense actually become law.

Even then, the new law was short-lived because California voters wisely decided that Gray Davis was lacking sufficient Grey Matter to run the state; Davis was recalled, and voters installed Arnold Schwarzenegger in his place.

The Terminator quickly terminated the Cedillo folly, and the rest is history.

But what if Cedillo was actually right? Perhaps illegal aliens do deserve driver’s licenses and a whole lot more?

Come to think of it, perhaps American taxpayers should be forced to give every illegal alien:
• A 3,500 square foot home located on 160 acres, title free and clear, and with a permanent exemption from property taxes?

• Free education at the university of his or her choice, including room and board, tuition, books and class materials? With no need to pass entrance exams or prove academic worthiness?

• At least two new SUVs per household and more as needed to assure upward mobility for all family members?

• Lifetime medical and dental care, free of charge?

• Free food and clothing?

• The latest and most sophisticated computing equipment and software available, including high-speed Internet connections?

• A laptop for every illegal lap?

• An annual all-expenses paid 30-day vacation to Mexico, including round trip fare and $5,500 petty cash?

• A free path to citizenship, including all immigration fees and attorney costs?

And why not go all out to make illegal aliens really feel comfortable?

Why not redo the Declaration of Independence, Constitution, and Bill of Rights in Spanish, amended as appropriate to assure full protection of illegal aliens as the largest and most vulnerable group of victims in America?

Why not require that all business transacted in the House and Senate be in Spanish?

Why not make Cinco de Mayo a national holiday and drop Independence Day (July 4th) in order to keep spending in line?

Why not move Washington, D.C. to Tijuana, Mexico, which is, after all, a more appropriate venue for a House (and Senate) of ill repute?

Bottom Line: Why not just step aside and let Mexican invaders re-make America into Mexico north?

That may be the only way to stop the invasion, because once America has decayed to a third-world sister of Mexico, invaders will have no reason to come here.

At that happy day, it will be more cost effective for freeloaders and scam artists to simply stay squatted in Mexico!

Brilliant strategery for ending illegal immigration, say what?

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California


http://oneoldvet.com/

LOL. THEY CAN CALL IT "NO ILLEGAL LEFT BEHIND". OOOPPSSS. NOT PC ENOUGH? OK. TRY "NO PRE-DOCUMENTED PERSON".

Originally Posted by FedUpinFarmersBranch

Come to think of it, perhaps American taxpayers should be forced to give every illegal alien:

• Free education at the university of his or her choice, including room and board, tuition, books and class materials?

• At least two new SUVs per household

• Lifetime medical and dental care, free of charge

• Free food

• An annual all-expenses paid 30-day vacation to Mexico,

We already give them all of the above!!

Originally Posted by Bowman

Originally Posted by FedUpinFarmersBranch

Come to think of it, perhaps American taxpayers should be forced to give every illegal alien:

• Free education at the university of his or her choice, including room and board, tuition, books and class materials?

• At least two new SUVs per household

• Lifetime medical and dental care, free of charge

• Free food

• An annual all-expenses paid 30-day vacation to Mexico,

We already give them all of the above!!

WE CERTAINLY DO AND I FOR ONE AM TIRED OF ILLEGALS TAKING FROM AMERICAN CITIZENS WHICH IS SOMETHING THEY HAVE BEEN DOING FOR FAR TO LONG. THERE HAVE BEEN MANY AMERICAN CITIZENS WHO HAVE DIED BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT AFFORD MEDICAL CARE FOR SERIOUS ILLNESSES WHILE ILLEGALS RECEIVE FREE MEDICAL CARE AT OUR EXPENSE. ENOUGH ALREADY