Thread: Graph of Bush Poll Numbers as of Oct 17th, 2005

Wait...I've an Idea...

We'll let him go to China and then:

We'll Guarantine the United States while he's gone!!

No entry from China.

NADA.

:P

I'll vote for the QUARANTINE. After all, China has PROMISED that, if it appeared that the Avian flu was starting to spread from human to human, they would seal their borders. BUT, WAIT. REMEMBER who will be running our country--up front and PERSONAL--if Bush is quarantined in China??? Our MAN OF THE HOUR---DICK CHENEY. WE can NOT have that. Anyway, they would have to FIND him first. Wonder where that man really STAYS???

You KNOW they will have a photo op at some PEKING DUCK FARM. Bush can't do ANYTHING without a PHOTO OP! QUACKIDENT!!! QUACK! QUACK! One thing for sure--he'll feel right at home and be able to communicate in QUACKISH.

Yes, he should get along fine talking with the ducks. He can go Wack Wack and then they can Quack Quack back, then they can Wack Wack and Quick Quack all day together in a language only they understand.

Which is perfectly fine with me.

As to who be would be running the country while Wackident's "away", well...the way I see it, the more nothing they do the better. We can put Cheney in the Oval Office to look Presidential. We'll of course record everything he says and video everything he does. And we should put one of those ankle bracelets on him so we can TRACK HIM (if he tries to sneak out).

Yep--the ONLY way we could trust CHENEY in the Oval Office is with the above-mentioned precautions. Add in Global Tracking Systems and that should just about do it.

QUACK!!! AFLAC!!!

UM. Did I MISS SOMETHING??? Who is Eddie???

Originally Posted by Brian503a

If you hate my ugly avatar please email Republicanstuff.com at sales@republicanstuff.com because they are selling this product.

Interesting sig line. From a purely legal/regulatory point of view, the positioning of the flags on this button would indicate that Mexico has declared war on the United States. Couple that with the wording and republicanstuff.com has indicated that Bush is on the side of Mexico.

I have a hard time arguing against that.

Katie's Dad
Unabashedly Unhyphenated Blog

Correct Katie's Dad. Bush is on the side of Mexico. Thanks for pointing out that the positioning of the flags means war. Good to know.

Originally Posted by KDaddy

Originally Posted by Brian503a

If you hate my ugly avatar please email Republicanstuff.com at sales@republicanstuff.com because they are selling this product.

Interesting sig line. From a purely legal/regulatory point of view, the positioning of the flags on this button would indicate that Mexico has declared war on the United States. Couple that with the wording and republicanstuff.com has indicated that Bush is on the side of Mexico.

I have a hard time arguing against that.

Katie's Dad
Unabashedly Unhyphenated Blog

The story behind the avatar can be found in the following discussion.

https://www.alipac.us/ftopict-4898-viva.html+bush