Hope no one gets offended at this. I nearly cried I laughed so hard the first time I heard it. Lyrics below.

http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/182...AM/JOSEMIX.mp3

Jose, can't you see
You are in my country.
Your ID is a fake
And you're here illegally.
You are breaking our laws
While you call it your cause.
Sanctuary will end
And employers will be fined.
You have broken our rules
Ruined hospitals and schools
You pull wages down
And you play us for fools.
Go home in your beaten up uninsured minivan.
Be careful with demands,
You're illegal aliens.