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  1. 10-31-2007, 04:35 PM #1
    TheFomorian
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    Bikes are now illegal???


    News of the weired but nontheless it is news!


    Man who had sex with bike in court
    By Richard Alleyne
    Last Updated: 2:07am GMT 31/10/2007

    A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

    Robert Stewart admitted sexual breach of the peace
    On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

    She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

    "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

    "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

    Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

    Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

    He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

    Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

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  2. 10-31-2007, 04:42 PM #2
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    Was the bike under age?
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  3. 10-31-2007, 04:50 PM #3
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    I don't know if the bike was underage.

    If I could have given him advice,
    I would have told him to just get a Huffy* and leave!

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  4. 10-31-2007, 05:00 PM #4
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    pavement????? LMAO!
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  5. 10-31-2007, 05:10 PM #5
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    Does this mean that everyone who uses battery powered 'toys' is an offender?

    Creepy nonetheless!!
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    Was the bike under age?
    hahahahaha ... now that was funny... maybe they should have specified if it had training wheels
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  7. 10-31-2007, 05:34 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ourcountrynottheirs
    pavement????? LMAO!
    It couldn't have been dried.

    OUCH!
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  8. 10-31-2007, 06:00 PM #8
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    I am trying to figure out where exactly this man was. Was he in a hotel (hostel) room of some sort? Is that a place where one pays for ones room?

    I think there is more to the story - always is, though.
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  9. 11-01-2007, 12:53 AM #9
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    nntrixie wrote:

    I am trying to figure out where exactly this man was.
    Yeah, I'm sure he wasn't in the United States.

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  10. 11-01-2007, 01:03 AM #10
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    Lets just hope he was smart enough to wear a helmet.
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