Thread: Democratic National Convention Agenda(on a lighter note...)

7:00 PM Opening flag burning.

7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. (In Spanish)

7:20 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:25 PM Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

7:45 PM Ceremonial tree hugging.

7:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:00 PM Presentation: How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore.

8:15 PM Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding.

8:35 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:40 PM Presentation: Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry.

9.00 PM Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.

11.00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 PM Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand.

11:15 PM Presentation: Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.

11:30 PM Presentation: Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton.

11:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:50 PM Presentation: How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell.

12:15 am 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore.

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi.

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of 'the great Satan, 'W' Bush.

12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic voters (formerly illegal aliens)

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

Hillaryous! Is it okay to copy?

Sure I found it on another board, thought we could use a laugh around here every once in awhile.

I don't agree w/slamming Kerry. Unlike Dubya, Kerry did see combat during the Vietnam War -- he had the right to comment on the war he fought in.