Thread: Headed To Vegas

Well, my mother and her husband invited Carol & Myself to Vegas for 4 nites. I've been there many times, just not since my back injury, so I dont know how its going to go. I did have a funny idea tho, tell me what you all think...
Seems every street corner on the Strip, you have Mexicans handing out Porno Material. So...I thought I would make up some business cards with some sort of message on it and give it to each of them IN RETURN (hospitable arent I? lol).
Any ideas as to what I should put on them? Short, Sweet and To the Point?
Its just I have this GUT feeling....That they are NOT here LEGALLY.
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Good luck.....we are surrounded by illegals....
Maybe something like....ICE is looking for ya........or ICE is coming.....

I heard that we are getting the police to sign up for 287G program....wait and see....

If you are a Neil Diamond nut...like I am....try to get to see Jay White..the Neil Diamond inpersonator...he is awesome....

Have fun....

I would make up a card written in Spanish which identifies you as an I.C.E. agent and demands that they show you their proof of citizenship, otherwise they are under arrest. Then, walk up and ask if they speak English. If not, hand them the card and then watch them run like hell!!!

Originally Posted by carolinamtnwoman

I would make up a card written in Spanish which identifies you as an I.C.E. agent and demands that they show you their proof of citizenship, otherwise they are under arrest. Then, walk up and ask if they speak English. If not, hand them the card and then watch them run like hell!!!

I wouldn't do this "which identifies you as an I.C.E. agent" because you could be subject to charges of impersonating an officer.

Have fun on your trip!!!

Originally Posted by safari

I wouldn't do this "which identifies you as an I.C.E. agent" because you could be subject to charges of impersonating an officer.

You're right, safari, but it would be funny. I wonder...suppose they don't speak English and are therefore most likely illegal, if they would even be aware of that little bit of information???

Have you created a financial foundation for your family in Mexico so they can choose to remain there yet?


Invest your money in equipment, farm improvement, storage and factory shells before you buy a house anywhere.

Originally Posted by Richard

Have you created a financial foundation for your family in Mexico so they can choose to remain there yet?


Invest your money in equipment, farm improvement, storage and factory shells before you buy a house anywhere.

Sorry Richard, please be alittle more Blunt?...Are you suggesting a kidnapping?I do NOT worry about things like that, My House is INSURED by Smith & Wesson and so am I (legally).

Be careful PatriotofPast! You dont want to stick out in Vegas because you might get hurt.

Have fun on your trip!

Originally Posted by butterbean

Be careful PatriotofPast! You dont want to stick out in Vegas because you might get hurt.

Have fun on your trip!

Thank You for the thought Butterbean, I do appreciate it. But I see it this way...THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. And I REFUSE to be intimidated in MY COUNTRY! I'm a law abiding citizen, a father, home owner, taxpayer. And I take them ALL VERY SERIOUSLY.