"HIGH" FINANCE EXPLAINED:

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
$33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.

But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would
have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg