Thread: I'm voting Democrat because

I did not write this and have no idea who did.

Vote McCain or Obama? Satire

He will cut taxes not raise them. He is a warrior, the socialist, terrorist supporting governments will not test him. and most importantly, his running mate is very capable of taking over if something should happen to McCain. Of course I am voting Democrat because:

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the
official language in America .

I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel
than it is to eat.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of
gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America .

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a
better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan
and Iraq , I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us
because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us
if it will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice
caps will disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle,
build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels and keep my car/truck tuned up.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America
should not be allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people
misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon
threatens my family or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist
liberals should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals,
are not sucking up resources through government aid, hospital
services, education, or social service, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I
want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?

I'm really voting for None of the above.

i got this in email last week

I just received my Absentee Ballot and I cant wait to vote. I am mad about something though. The ballot is in both English and spanish. How come I have to be subjected to skimming over the spanish in order to search for the box I am supposed to check? IT IS VERY DISTRACTING AND I AM AFRAID I WILL MISS AN ANSWER. Enough is enough! Hispanics either need to learn English in order to vote OR DONT VOTE AT ALL!

Originally Posted by butterbean

I just received my Absentee Ballot and I cant wait to vote. I am mad about something though. The ballot is in both English and spanish. How come I have to be subjected to skimming over the spanish in order to search for the box I am supposed to check? IT IS VERY DISTRACTING AND I AM AFRAID I WILL MISS AN ANSWER. Enough is enough! Hispanics either need to learn English in order to vote OR DONT VOTE AT ALL!

I totally agree with you butterbean!

You had me going there for a minute!

Originally Posted by SicNTiredInSoCal

You had me going there for a minute!

LOL