Sounds like a good plan to me .. !

To our new President:

Patriotic retirement:

There are about 40 million people who are over 50 years old in the work force. Pay each of them $1 million severance, with stipulations.

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They buy stock. Voila! The stock market rebounds with no help from the feds.


WHAT? This too easy for you?