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  1. 03-30-2010, 02:37 PM #1
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    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

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    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
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    Funny...LOL

    How about this as an answer to the first one:

    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: One obeys his master, the other does not (Obama forgets he works for us).
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  3. 03-30-2010, 03:29 PM #3
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    Thanks for the humor Airborne! With all the nail biting, gut wretching, overstressed bs as of late, it is good see something funny!
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  4. 03-30-2010, 03:31 PM #4
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    These are great! I hope more and more keep coming!
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