I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official
> language in America .
>
> I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it
> is to eat.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than
> allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America .
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of
> spending my money than I could.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq , I
> know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll
> think we're a good and decent country.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it
> will rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
> disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill
> or inflate my tires to proper levels.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because it's all right to kill millions of babies
> as long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
> allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest to
> the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way
> they think it should be redistributed.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing
> them, are the cause of crimes and killings.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
> or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can
> with a gun in my hand.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
> are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just
> fine.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should
> rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could
> never get their agenda past voters.
>
> I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
> sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education, or
> social service, but are just people trying to make a better life by coming to
> America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?
>
> I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so
> I've decided to marry my horse.
>
> Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote for any other party, doesn't it?
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