Thread: The Solution

Subject: The Solution


My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not, to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me.

It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Originally Posted by wmarincic

Subject: The Solution


My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not, to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me.

It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together.

HAHA!! If I were you, I would make sure your illegals know traffic laws! You don't want to get a ticket speeding in a school zone, like they do here. Plus, you can probably pick up illegals AT a gas station, how convenient!